Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th October 2008

Dilbert//7113, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 5th October 2008

Tags

powerpoint slide hired to identify goals of org

Official transcript

Dogbert consultant Dogbert says, "I've been hired to identify the most important goals of your organization."

Dilbert says, "how will you do that?"

Dogbert says, "I'll ask you what they are, and you'll tell me."

Dogbert says, "Then I'll put your answers on a PowerPoint slide."

Dogbert says, "Next week I'll show you the slide and tell you to focus on your most important goals."

Dogbert says, "Then I'll get paid. Because that's MY most important goal."

Dogbert says, "WOO-HOO! CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING!"

Dogbert says, "I lead by example."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTANT I'VE BEEN HIRED TO IDENTIFY THE MOST IMPORTANT GOALS OF YOUR ORGANIZATION.

HOW WILL YOU DO THAT?

I'LL ASK YOU WHAT THEY ARE, AND YOULL TELL ME.

THEN I'LL PUT YOUR ANSWERS ON A POWERPOINT SLIDE.

NEXT WEEK I'LL SHOW YOU THE SLIDE AND TELL YOU TO FOCUS ON YOUR MOST IMPORTANT GOALS.

THEN I'LL GET PAID.

BECAUSE THAT'S MY MOST IMPORTANT GOAL.

WOO-HOO!

CHA-CHING!

CHA-CHING!

CHA-CHING!

I LEAD BY EXAMPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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