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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th October 2008

Dilbert//7112, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 4th October 2008


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new vp of finance secret offshore bank forgot account number password name of country not so good


Official transcript

Wally is the new VP of Finance A troll says, "I moved all of our cash to a secret offshore bank."

The troll says, "But I forgot to write down the account number. Or the password. Or the name of the country."

The troll says, "And... I'm not entirely sure it was a bank."

Wally thinks, "First day, not so good."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY IS THE NEW VP OF FINANCE I MOVED ALL OF OUR CASH TO A SECRET OFFSHORE BANK.

BUT I FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN THE ACCOUNT NUMBER.

OR THE PASSWORD.

OR THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY.

AND...

IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE IT WAS A BANK FIRST DAY, NOT SO GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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