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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th October 2008

Dilbert//7117, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 9th October 2008


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venture capitalist solar panel business cha- ching negotiate equity


Official transcript

Vijay the venture capitalist Dogbert says, "We're going into the solar panel business."

Vijay says, "CHA-CHING! CHA-CHING!"

$$ Vijay says, "Pretend you didn't see that when I negotiate my equity."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

VIJAY THE VENTURE CAPITALIST WERE GOING INTO THE SOLAR PANEL BUSINESS.

CHA- CHING!

CHA - CHING!

PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT WHEN I NEGOTIATE MY EQUITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Vijay the Venture Capitalist"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a group of businesspeople at a conference table.
  • One of them, Vijay, exclaims, "We're going into the solar panel business."
  • Another person responds, "Cha-ching, cha-ching!"
  • Vijay retorts, "Pretend you didn't see that when I negotiate my equity."

Key Points:

  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of venture capitalists being overly enthusiastic about new business ventures.
  • The use of the phrase "cha-ching" suggests a focus on financial gain.
  • Vijay's response implies that he is trying to maintain a professional demeanor while still being excited about the opportunity.

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