Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th October 2008

Dilbert//7118, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 10th October 2008

Tags

solar panels investors ham sandwhich assured stupidity

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Our investors want to see the solar panels you invented."

Dilbert says, "I didn't invent any solar panels."

The Boss says, "Show them something else. They won't know the difference."

A man says, "It looks like a ham sandwich."

Dilbert says, "I was assured that you're stupid."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR INVESTORS WANT TO SEE THE SOLAR PANELS YOU INVENTED.

I DIDN'T INVENT ANY SOLAR PANELS.

SHOW THEM SOMETHING ELSE. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

IT LOOKS LIKE A HAM SANDWICH.

I WAS ASSURED THAT YOU'RE STUPID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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