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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th October 2008

Dilbert//7121, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 13th October 2008


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dogcart the ceo salary 400x more admit your selfish money


Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "My salary is 400 times more than yours."

Dogbert says, "My goal is to jack that up to 410, maybe 420."

A woman says, "I hate you for this."

Dogbert says, "So you admit you're selfish?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO MY SALARY IS 400 TIMES MORE THAN YOURS.

MY GOAL IS TO JACK THAT UP TO 410, MAYBE 420.

I HATE YOU FOR THIS.

SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE SELFISH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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