Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th October 2008

Dilbert//7122, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 14th October 2008


Tags

dogcart the ceo 420 times smarter system is flawed contradicting your boss


Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I earn 420 times what you make. That means I'm 420 times smarter."

A man says, "Actually, it means the system is deeply flawed."

Dogbert says, "If you were 420 times smarter, you wouldn't be contradicting your boss right now."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO I EARN 420 TIMES WHAT YOU MAKE.

THAT MEANS I'M 420 TIMES SMARTER.

ACTUALLY, IT MEANS THE SYSTEM IS DEEPLY FLAWED.

IF YOU WERE 420 TIMES SMARTER, YOU WOULDN'T BE CONTRADICTING YOUR BOSS RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour