Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th October 2008

Dilbert//7127, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 19th October 2008

Tags

idea squirrel steals your ideas treats you like a nut tackle him boss office squirrel great ideas

Official transcript

Asok says, "Anyway, that's what I think should be done."

Dilbert says, "IDEA SQUIRREL!"

Asok says, "WHAT? WHAT?"

Dilbert says, "The idea squirrel steals your ideas and treats you like a nut for saying they were yours!"

Asok says, "What do I do now?"

Dilbert says, "Your only hope is to tackle him before he gets to our boss's office."

Asok says, "GAAA!!!"

The Idea Squirrel says, "Grrr..."

Someone says, "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

The Boss says, "Why is the squirrel that always has great ideas fighting with that nut?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT I THINK SHOULD BE DONE.

IDEA SQUIRREL!

WHAT?

WHAT?

THE IDEA SQUIRREL STEALS YOUR IDEAS AND TREATS YOU LIKE A NUT FOR SAYING THEY WERE YOURS!

WHAT DO I DO NOW?

YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO TACKLE HIM BEFORE HE GETS TO OUR BOSS'S OFFICE.

GAAA!!!

GRRR.

WHY IS THE SQUIRREL THAT ALWAYS HAS GREAT IDEAS FIGHTING WITH THAT NUT?

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