Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th October 2008

Dilbert//7126, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 18th October 2008

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philanthropist eat for one day opulent life super models stop giving inspire try harder

Official transcript

Dogbert the Philanthropist Dogbert says, "If I give a man a fish, he will eat for one day."

Dogbert says, "But if I inspire him by my opulent lifestyle and my squiring of supermodels, he might try harder."

Dilbert says, "You can't stop giving."

Dogbert says, "It's like a curse."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PHILANTHROPIST IF I GIVE A MAN A FISH, HE WILL EAT FOR ONE DAY.

BUT IF I INSPIRE HIM BY MY OPULENT LIFESTYLE AND MY SQUIRING OF SUPERMODELS, HE MIGHT TRY HARDER.

YOU CAN'T STOP GIVING.

IT'S LIKE A CURSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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