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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th October 2008

Dilbert//7133, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 25th October 2008


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comments business plan hodge podeg unwarranted optimism impenetrable fortress buzzwords


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Can you give me some comments on my business plan?"

Wally says, "Sure."

Wally says, "Your plan is a hodge-podge of unwarranted optimism encased in an impenetrable fortress of buzzwords."

Dilbert says, "Would you like to read it?"

Wally says, "There's that unwarranted optimism again."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME COMMENTS ON MY BUSINESS PLAN?

SURE.

YOUR PLAN IS A HODGEPODGE OF UNWARRANTED OPTIMISM ENCASED IN AN IMPENETRABLE FOR TRESS OF BUZZWORDS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ IT?

THERE'S THAT UNWARRANTED OPTIMISM AGAIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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