Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th October 2008

Dilbert//7134, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 26th October 2008

Tags

carbicle 50%car 50% cubicle 100% awesome human efficiency expression engineer something perfect genius shut up engineering

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I call my invention a carbicle."

Dilbert says, "It's 50% car, 50% cubicle, and 100% awesome."

Dilbert says, "it is the ultimate expression of human efficiency."

Dilbert says, "Rarely does an engineer get to create something so perfect that it can never me improved."

Dilbert says, "I hesitate to use the word 'genius,' but I won't protest if others do."

Dogbert says, "You should cram a bed in there."

Dilbert says, "Shut up."

Dogbert says, "You shut up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CALL MY INVENTION A CARBICLE IT'5 50% CAR, 50% CUBICLE, AND 100% AWESOME.

IT IS THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF HUMAN EFFICIENCY.

RARELY DOES AN ENGINEER GET TO CREATE SOMETHING SO PERFECT THAT IT CAN NEVER BE IMPROVED.

I HESITATE TO USE THE WORD "GENIUS, BUT I WON'T PROTEST IF OTHERS DO.

YOU SHOULD CRAM A BED IN THERE.

SHUT UP.

YOU SHUT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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