Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th November 2008

Dilbert//7143, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 4th November 2008

Tags

root cause projects failure determinist origin of universe cubicle destroyed free will

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Does anyone know the root cause of our project's failure?"

Dilbert says, "I'm a determinist, so I'd have to say the problem goes back to the origin of the universe."

The Boss says, "Why are you like this?"

Dilbert says, "My cubicle destroyed my illusion of free will."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ROOT CAUSE OF OUR PROJECT'S FAILURE?

SO ADHAVE TO SAY THE PROBLEM GOES BACK TO THE ORIGIN OF THE UNIVERSE.

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

MY CUBICLE DESTROYED MY ILLUSION OF FREE WILL.

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