Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th November 2008

Dilbert//7145, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 6th November 2008

Tags

evil director human reasources resume sense of desparation janitor clean toiltes bury janitor

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "I've seen your resume and I sense desperation."

Catbert says, "Our janitor recently passed away, so I have a job for you."

A man says, "You want me to clean toilets?"

Catbert says, "No, I want you to bury the janitor."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I'VE SEEN YOUR RESUME AND I SENSE DESPERATION.

OUR JANITOR RECENTLY PASSED AWAY, SO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.

YOU WANT CLEAN TOILETS?

NO, I WANT YOU TO BURY THE JANITOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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