Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th November 2008

Dilbert//7147, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 8th November 2008

Tags

government buy out bloated carcass blot out sun cookies lemonade

Official transcript

The CEO says, "Our plan is to beg for a government bailout."

The CEO says, "It's good for everyone because otherwise our bloated carcass will blot out the sun."

The CEO says, "We have cookies and lemonade in the back."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR PLAN IS TO BEG FOR A GOVERNMENT BAILOUT.

IT'S GOOD FOR EVERYONE BECAUSE OTHERWISE OUR BLOATED CARCASS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN WE HAVE COOKIES AND LEMONADE IN THE BACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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