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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th November 2008

Dilbert//7153, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 14th November 2008


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robots went bad murderous ramapage unfahionable overpaid robots fist of death stuck


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Our robots went bad. They're on a murderous rampage."

Dogbert says, "I'll take care of it."

Dogbert says, "Hey, Alice. Guess who says your hair is unfashionable and you're overpaid? Robots."

Alice says, "Little help, please. My fist of death is stuck."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR ROBOTS WENT BAD. THEY'RE ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

HEY, ALICE. GUESS WHO SAYS YOUR HAIR IS UNFASHIONABLE AND YOU'RE OVERPAID?

ROBOTS.

LITTLE HELP, PLEASE.

MY FIST OF DEATH IS STUCK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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