Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th November 2008

Dilbert//7154, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 15th November 2008

Tags

dinner date interesting story self aware build an army killer robots

Official transcript

A woman says, "Tell me an interesting story."

Dilbert says, "Our spam filter became self-aware and ordered us to build an army of killer robots. My coworker, Alice, punched them all to death."

The woman says, "I'm not even in that story."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TELL ME AN INTERESTING STORY.

OUR SPAM FILTER BECAME SELF-AWARE AND ORDERED US TO BUILD AN ARMY OF KILLER ROBOTS. MY COWORKER, ALICE, PUNCHED THEM ALL TO DEATH.

IM NOT EVEN IN THAT STORY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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