Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th November 2008

Dilbert//7157, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 18th November 2008

Tags

meeting message sleeping full attention instant message asleep employing heuristics business

Official transcript

The boss: I don't think I have your full attention. Alice: It's Asok's turn to listen. If you say anything useful, he'll send us an instance message. The boss: He's asleep. Alice: He's employing heuristics.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DONT THINK I HAVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION.

IT'S ASOK'S TURN TO LISTEN. IF YOU SAY ANYTHING USEFUL, HELL SEND US AN INSTANT MESSAGE.

HE'S ASLEEP.

HE'S EMPLOYING HEURISTICS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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