Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th November 2008

Dilbert//7158, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 19th November 2008

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headache laptop meeting evil director human resources laptops banned meetings should crushing boredom futility headache business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES LAPTOPS ARE BANNED FROM ALL MEETINGS.

THE ONLY THINGS THAT SHOULD BE IN YOUR MIND DURING MEETINGS ARE SOUL-CRUSHING BOREDOM AND A FUTILITY HEADACHE.

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

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