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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 19th November 2008

Dilbert//7158, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 19th November 2008


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Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES LAPTOPS ARE BANNED FROM ALL MEETINGS.

THE ONLY THINGS THAT SHOULD BE IN YOUR MIND DURING MEETINGS ARE SOUL-CRUSHING BOREDOM AND A FUTILITY HEADACHE.

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, who has banned laptops from all meetings.
  • The reason behind this ban is that laptops are soul-crushing, boring, and a futility headache.
  • The employees are frustrated by this decision and express their discontent in the meeting.
  • One employee remarks, "That's more like it," indicating approval of the ban.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a strict and controlling HR director and the frustration that can come with such policies.

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