Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th November 2008

Dilbert//7159, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 20th November 2008

Tags

computer distraction internet productive pictures of gadgets technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: I want to be productive, but the internet is calling to me. Computer: Hey, buddy. I've got pictures of gadgets. Dilbert: Cool ones? Computer: Sure, let's pretend that matters.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT TO BE PRODUCTIVE, BUT THE INTERNET IS CALLING TO ME.

PSST!

HEY, BUDDY. I'VE GOT PICTURES OF GADGETS.

COOL ONES?

SURE, LET'S PRETEND THAT MATTERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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