Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd November 2008

Dilbert//7161, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 22nd November 2008

Tags

date perfect low entertainment value use our phones surf the internet call it a date perfect woman

Official transcript

Tina: This conversation has a low entertainment value. Let's just use our phones to surf the internet, and call it a date. Dilbert: I don't use the phrase "perfect woman"

often... Tina: Shhh

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS CONVERSATION HAS A LOW ENTERTAINMENT VALUE.

LET'S JUST USE OUR PHONES TO SURF THE INTERNET, AND CALL IT A DATE.

I DON'T USE THE PHRASE "PERFECT WOMAN" OFTEN SHHH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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