Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd November 2008

Dilbert//7162, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 23rd November 2008

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apologize for efficiency apology how far meeting reasonable assumptions timeline for deployment vacation without knowledge of insight business

Official transcript

The boss: Let's figure out a timeline for development. Dilbert: Ted is the only one who knows anything about that. And he's on vacation. The boss: Let's see how far we can get without Ted. Alice: You mean without knowledge or insight? The boss: We can make reasonable assumptions. Dilbert: Or we could wait for Ted to come back tomorrow and ask him.. The boss: I called this meeting and it's not a meeting until someone's time gets wasted! Dilbert: I apologize for my efficiency. The boss: Apology accepted.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S FIGURE OUT A TIMELINE FOR DEPLOYMENT.

TED IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, AND HE'S ON VACATION.

LET'S SEE HOW FAR WE CAN GET WITHOUT TED.

YOU MEAN WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OR INSIGHT?

WE CAN MAKE REASONABLE ASSUMPTIONS OR WE COULD WAIT FOR TED TO COME BACK TOMORROW AND ASK HIM.

I CALLED THIS MEETING AND IT'S NOT A MEETING UNTIL SOMEONE'S TIME GETS WASTED!

APOLOGIZE FOR MY EFFICIENCY.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

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