Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th November 2008

Dilbert//7163, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 24th November 2008

Tags

bacon and eggs breakfast breakfast foods chicken dead pig home early pig meeting animals business

Official transcript

The boss: As I gazed at my bacon and egg this morning, I realized... The chicken contributed, but the pig was commutted. I am so clever. Wally: If I promise to work like a dead big, can i go home early?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS I GAZED AT MY BACON AND EGGS THIS MORNING, I REALIZED...

...THE CHICKEN CONTRIBUTED, BUT THE PIG WAS COMMITTED.

I AM SO CLEVER.

IF I PROMISE TO WORK LIKE A DEAD PIG, CAN I GO HOME EARLY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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