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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th December 2008

Dilbert//7175, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 6th December 2008


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economy sarcasm smart twice as smart survive economy spontaneously developing high iq pep talk worked in marketing see future


Official transcript

The boss: We need to be twice as smart to survive this economy. Dilbert: Good plan. I look forward to spontaneously developing an I.Q. of 400. The boss: This pep talk totally worked in marketing. Dilbert: Will I be able to see the future?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE NEED TO BE TWICE AS SMART TO SURVIVE IN THIS ECONOMY.

GOOD PLAN. I LOOK FORWARD TO SPONTANEOUSLY DEVELOPING AN I.Q. OF 400.

THIS PEP TALK TOTALLY WORKED IN MARKETING WILL I BE ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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