Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 7th December 2008

Dilbert//7176, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 7th December 2008

Tags

computer defense security workstation logged in netowrk teach someone a lesson activating defensive wedgie system violated perimeter technology

Official transcript

The boss: This workstation is still logged in to the network. It's time to teach someone a lesson about security. I'll just go in here and... Computer: WARNING! WARNING! IDIOT ALERT! The boss: GAAA! Computer: ACTIVATING DEFENSIVE WEDGIE SYSTEM.Dilbert: I have to go. Some idiot violated my perimeter. The boss: Please make it stop. Dilbert: Then how would you learn?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WORKSTATION IS STILL LOGGED IN TO THE NETWORK.

IT'S TIME TO TEACH SOMEONE A LESSON ABOUT SECURITY.

I'LL JUST GO IN HERE AND WARNING!

WARNING!

IDIOT ALERT!

GAAA!!!

ACTIVATING DEFENSIVE WEDGIE SYSTEM.

I HAVE TO GO. SOME IDIOT VIOLATED MY PERIMETER.

PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

THEN HOW WOULD YOU LEARN?

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