Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th December 2008

Dilbert//7178, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 9th December 2008

Tags

job lose my job rate service superiro service successful man survey loose job loose wife business

Official transcript

Mordac: You will get a survey asking you how satisfied you were with my service today. If you don't rate my service superior in all categories, I will lose my jobs and my wife will leave me for a more successful man. Dilbert: Is she cute? Mordac: Why do you ask?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU WILL GET A SURVEY ASKING YOU HOW SATISFIED YOU WERE WITH MY SERVICE TODAY.

IF YOU DON'T RATE MY SERVICE SUPERIOR IN ALL CATEGORIES, I WILL LOSE MY JOB AND MY WIFE WILL LEAVE ME FOR A MORE SUCCESSFUL MAN.

IS SHE CUTE?

WHY DO YOU ASK?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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