Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th December 2008

Dilbert//7177, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 8th December 2008

Tags

computer hacking illegal support technology diagnose computer problem remotely spam server snoop files pilfer bank act

Official transcript

Dogbert's tech support

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPOR T MAY I REMOTELY TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER TO DIAGNOSE THE PROBLEM?

OKAY.

NOW HOLD WHILE I SNOOP INTO YOUR PERSONAL FILES, PILFER YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND TURN YOUR COMPUTER INTO A SPAM SERVER.

THAT'S ILLEGAL!

SO ARE 75% OF YOUR PERSONAL FILES, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME GETTING ALL HUFFY.

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