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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th December 2008

Dilbert//7188, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 19th December 2008


Tags

blame business failures-bankruptcies scapegoat troll to scapegoat goat costume take balme another deadline slapping goat


Official transcript

The boss: I'm promoting you from legacy systems troll to scapegoat. Your job is to dress in a goat costume and take the blame for all of our projects failing. Ted: We milled another deadline. All in favor of slapping the goat...

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M PROMOTING YOU FROM LEGACY SYSTEMS TROLL TO SCAPEGOAT.

YOUR JOB IS TO DRESS IN A GOAT COSTUME AND TAKE THE BLAME FOR ALL OF OUR PROJECTS FAILING.

WE MISSED ANOTHER DEADLINE. ALL IN FAVOR OF SLAPPING THE GOAT...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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