Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th December 2008

Dilbert//7189, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 20th December 2008

Tags

blame costume meeting scapegoat senario set up luck business

Official transcript

Dilbert the scapegoat The Boss says, "I need you for a meeting with my boss."

The Boss says, "About five minutes, into the meeting I'm going to start punching you. With any luck, my boss will join in."

Dilbert says, "Maybe that shouldn?t be called luck."

The Boss says, "Okay...Skill. Whatever."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SCAPEGOAT I NEED YOU FOR A MEETING WITH MY BOSS ABOUT FIVE MINUTES, INTO THE MEETING IM GOING TO START PUNCHING YOU. WITH ANY LUCK, MY BOSS WILL JOIN IN.

MAYBE THAT SHOULDN T BE CALLED LUCK.

OKAY. ..

SKILL WHATEVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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