Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th December 2008

Dilbert//7193, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 24th December 2008

Tags

animals livestock punishment rudeness preventer of information mordac penalty relocation agrarian society cow knows rebooting call tech support

Official transcript

Mordac, the preventer of information services Mordac says, "You have exceeded your allocation for I.T. support."

Mordac says, "The penalty is forcible relocation to an agrarian society."

Cow says, "Seriously, even a cow knows you should try rebooting before calling tech support."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOCATION FOR I.T. SUPPORT.

THE PENALTY IS FORCIBLE RELOCATION TO AN AGRARIAN SOCIETY.

SERIOUSLY, EVEN A COW KNOWS YOU SHOULD TRY REBOOTING BEFORE CALLING TECH SUPPORT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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