Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd December 2008

Dilbert//7192, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 23rd December 2008

Tags

bragging rudeness selfishness stories goat cistume donated organs hollow torso backpack zipper family of squirrels

Official transcript

Topper Returns Dilbert says, "I dreamed I was wearing a goat costume."

Topper says, "That's nothing!"

Topper says, "I donated all of my organs to sick people. Now I use my hollow torso like a backpack."

"Dilbert says, "And I tried to go on a date."

Topper says, "See my zipper? I took in a family of squirrels!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER RETURNS I DREAMED I WAS WEARING A GOAT COSTUME.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I DONATED ALL OF MY ORGANS TO SICK PEOPLE. NOW I USE MY HOLLOW TORSO LIKE A BACKPACK.

AND I TRIED TO GO ON A DATE.

SEE MY ZIPPER? I TOOK IN A FAMILY OF SQUIRRELS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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