Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th January 2009

Dilbert//7215, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 15th January 2009

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help advice work fear job business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "In my spare time I came up with an idea for your project."

Ted says, "Your idea is so good that it makes all the work I did for the past year a miserable mistake."

Dilbert says, "You're welcome."

Ted says, "I can't let you leave this cubicle alive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN MY SPARE TIME I CAME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR YOUR PROJECT.

YOUR IDEA IS SO GOOD THAT IT MAKES ALL THE WORK I DID FOR THE PAST YEAR A MISERABLE MISTAKE.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE THIS CUBICLE ALIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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