Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th January 2009

Dilbert//7216, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 16th January 2009

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advice help meeting injury violence business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I have no project of my own, so I wander the cubicles offering unsolicited advice."

Dilbert says, "Speaking of which, you should put a little extra thought into your cooling system design. It looks monkey-made."

Dilbert says, "I'm discovering that honest and helpful are a bad combination."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE NO PROJECT OF MY OWN, SO I WANDER THE CUBICLES OFFERING UNSOLICITED ADVICE.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU SHOULD PUT A LITTLE EXTRA THOUGHT INTO YOUR COOLING SYSTEM DESIGN. IT LOOKS MONKEY-MADE.

IM DISCOVERING THAT HONEST AND HELPFUL ARE A BAD COMBINATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Monkeying Around"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a cubicle-dwelling office worker, seeking unsolicited advice from his colleagues.
• A coworker suggests that Dilbert's cooling system design resembles a monkey.
• Dilbert is unimpressed and dismisses the suggestion as "helpful and honest."
• The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of office politics and the challenges of seeking constructive feedback in a work environment.

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