Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th January 2009

Dilbert//7217, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 17th January 2009

Tags

help advice fear thinking role model

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I have no project. Do you need any help with yours?"

Asok says, "No. If I finish my project too soon, I might become like you."

Dilbert says, "Can you make a different face when you imagine being like me?"

Asok says, "I'm trying but I can't."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE NO PROJECT.

DO YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH YOURS?

NO. IF I FINISH MY PROJECT TOO S00N, I MIGHT BECOME LIKE YOU.

CAN YOU MAKE A DIFFERENT FACE WHEN YOU IMAGINE BEING LIKE ME?

I'M TRYING, BUT I CANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Trying to Make a Difference"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his job.
• In this strip, Dilbert is tasked with finishing a project that he has no interest in.
• He tries to make a difference by pretending to be someone else, but ultimately fails.
• The strip highlights Dilbert's struggles with his job and his desire to make a positive impact.

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