Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th January 2009

Dilbert//7219, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 19th January 2009

Tags

business stealing excuse

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "It's slow at work so I created my own internet business called Dilbertfiles.com woman says, "So you're stealing company resources?"

Dilbert says, "I call myself a CEO."

woman says, "I think I saw someone who isn't a miscreant."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S SLOW AT WORK SO I CREATED MY OWN INTERNET BUSINESS CALLED DILBERTFILES.COM SO YOU'RE STEALING COMPANY RESOURCES?

I CALL MYSELF A CEO.

I THINK I SAW SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A MISCREANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The CEO's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head, standing at a bar. He is engaged in conversation with a woman, who asks if he is "stealing company resources." Dilbert responds by introducing himself as the CEO and stating that he is not a miscreant.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's humorous response to the woman's question
• The woman's skepticism about Dilbert's claim to be the CEO
• The lighthearted tone of the comic strip, poking fun at corporate culture and the challenges of leadership.

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