Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th January 2009

Dilbert//7220, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 20th January 2009

Tags

business plan revenue excitement hair money sign

Official transcript

Vijay, the world's worst venture capitalist Dilbert says, "A hundred million people need this type of service."

Dilbert says, "I already built the website and people are signing up."

Foop! $ Vijay says, "When we negotiate my equity stake, focus on my poker face and not my optimistic hair."

Yeeha!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

VIJAY, THE WORLD'S WORST VENTURE CAPITALIST A HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE NEED THIS TYPE OF SERVICE.

I ALREADY BUILT THE WEB SITE AND PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP.

WHEN WE NEGOTIATE MY EQUITY STAKE, FOCUS ON MY POKER FACE AND NOT MY OPTIMISTIC HAIR.

YEE - -HA!!!

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