Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th January 2009

Dilbert//7220, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 20th January 2009

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business plan revenue excitement hair money sign

Official transcript

Vijay, the world's worst venture capitalist Dilbert says, "A hundred million people need this type of service."

Dilbert says, "I already built the website and people are signing up."

Foop! $ Vijay says, "When we negotiate my equity stake, focus on my poker face and not my optimistic hair."

Yeeha!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

VIJAY, THE WORLD'S WORST VENTURE CAPITALIST A HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE NEED THIS TYPE OF SERVICE.

I ALREADY BUILT THE WEB SITE AND PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP.

WHEN WE NEGOTIATE MY EQUITY STAKE, FOCUS ON MY POKER FACE AND NOT MY OPTIMISTIC HAIR.

YEE - -HA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Vijay, the World's Worst Venture Capitalist"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around Vijay, a venture capitalist, who is depicted as incompetent and inept.
• The story begins with Vijay boasting about needing a hundred million people to sign up for his service, which is an absurd and unrealistic expectation.
• As the comic progresses, Vijay's ineptitude becomes more apparent, as he fails to negotiate a fair equity stake for his investors.
• Despite his poor performance, Vijay remains optimistic and confident, even when faced with criticism and failure.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the stereotype of venture capitalists being arrogant and out of touch with reality.
• Overall, the comic strip uses humor to critique the excesses and shortcomings of the venture capital industry.

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