Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd January 2009

Dilbert//7222, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 22nd January 2009

Tags

firings layoffs company business

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I don't care that you fired me for using work time to start my own internet business."

Dilbert says, "My new company will be a huge success!"

The Boss says, "yes, and we own it because you created it during work."

Dilbert says, "Then I barfed in my box full of junk."

Dogbert says, "You may have lost that round."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T CARE THAT YOU FIRED ME FOR USING WORK TIME TO START MY OWN INTERNET BUSINESS.

MY NEW COMPANY WILL BE A HUGE SUCCESS!

YES, AND WE OWN IT BECAUSE YOU CREATED IT DURING WORK.

THEN I BARFED IN MY BOX FULL OF JUNK.

YOU MAY HAVE LOST THAT ROUND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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