Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd January 2009

Dilbert//7223, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 23rd January 2009

Tags

company lawyer stipulations restrictions humor business legal

Official transcript

Company lawyer man says, "The company owns Dilbertfiles.com and all of its I.P. Because you created it at work."

man says, "So you'll need to pay us a royalty every time you use the name 'Dilbert'"

Dilbert says, "How did you get in my house?"

man says, "There's a loophole in your door."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER THE COMPANY OWNS DILBERTFILES.COM AND ALL OF ITS I.P.

BECAUSE YOU CREATED IT AT WORK.

SO YOULL NEED TO PAY US A ROYALTY EVERY TIME YOU USE THE NAME "DILBERT." HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?

THERE'S A LOOPHOLE IN YOUR DOOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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