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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd January 2009

Dilbert//7223, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 23rd January 2009


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company lawyer stipulations restrictions humor business legal


Official transcript

Company lawyer man says, "The company owns Dilbertfiles.com and all of its I.P. Because you created it at work."

man says, "So you'll need to pay us a royalty every time you use the name 'Dilbert'"

Dilbert says, "How did you get in my house?"

man says, "There's a loophole in your door."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER THE COMPANY OWNS DILBERTFILES.COM AND ALL OF ITS I.P.

BECAUSE YOU CREATED IT AT WORK.

SO YOULL NEED TO PAY US A ROYALTY EVERY TIME YOU USE THE NAME "DILBERT." HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?

THERE'S A LOOPHOLE IN YOUR DOOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Company Lawyer"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a company lawyer who is concerned about the unauthorized use of the company's intellectual property (I.P.). The lawyer explains that the company owns all rights to the name "Dilbert" and that any use of it requires a royalty payment. However, when asked how the lawyer got into the house, he reveals that there is a loophole in the door.

Key Points:

  • The company owns all rights to the name "Dilbert".
  • Unauthorized use of the name requires a royalty payment.
  • The lawyer found a loophole in the door to enter the house.

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