Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th January 2009

Dilbert//7225, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 25th January 2009

Tags

meeting company comparison rudeness business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I want suggestions on how we can win one of those 'best places to work' awards."

Dilbert says, "You could stop treating us like diseased livestock."

The Boss says, "Stop being like that!"

Dilbert says, "OW!"

The Boss says, "If you were livestock, you'd be eating grass."

Dilbert says, "My donut is made from wheat flour. What is a grass."

The Boss says, "And you'd be living in a pen."

Dilbert says, "Also known as a cubicle."

The Boss says, "Livestock have no freedom."

Dilbert says, "Can I go home now?"

The Boss says, "No."

Dilbert says, "Moo."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT SUGGESTIONS ON HOW WE CAN WIN ONE OF THOSE "BEST PLACES TO WORK" AWARDS.

YOU COULD STOP TREATING US LIKE DISEASED LIVESTOCK.

STOP BEING LIKE THAT! IF YOU WERE LIVESTOCK, YOU'D BE EATING GRASS.

OW!

MY DONUT IS MADE FROM WHEAT FLOUR. WHEAT IS A GRASS.

AND YOU'D BE LIVING IN A PEN.

ALSO KNOWN AS A CUBICLE.

LIVESTOCK HAVE NO FREEDOM.

CAN I GO HOME NOW?

MOO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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