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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th January 2009

Dilbert//7224, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 24th January 2009


Tags

walking park copyright ownership humor sports


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I lost an intellectual property case with my ex-employer. Now they own my name."

Dilbert says, "It costs my five dollars every time I introduce myself."

woman says, "I already forgot your name. What was it?"

Dilbert says, "Can I tell you next month? I'm on a budget?"

woman says, "Sure, if you think you can find me."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I LOST AN INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY CASE WITH MY EX-EMPLOYER. NOW THEY OWN MY NAME.

IT COSTS ME FIVE DOLLARS EVERY TIME I INTRODUCE MYSELF.

ALREADY FORGOT YOUR NAME.

WHAT WAS IT?

CAN I TELL YOU NEXT MONTH?

I'M ON A BUDGET.

SURE, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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