Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th January 2009

Dilbert//7227, first published seventeen years ago on Tuesday 27th January 2009

Tags

housing mortgage payment unemployed finances banks money

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I can't afford to pay the mortgage this month."

Dogbert says, "There's no reason to worry."

Dogbert says, "I doubt your bank can afford postage to send you an eviction notice."

Dilbert says, "That didn't make me worry less."

Dogbert says, "How are we set for firearms?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN T AFFORD TO PAY THE MORTGAGE THIS MONTH.

THERE'S NO REASON TO WORRY.

I DOUBT YOUR BANK CAN AFFORD POSTAGE TO SEND YOU AN EVICTION NOTICE.

THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME WORRY LESS.

HOW ARE WE SET FOR FIREARMS?

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