Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th January 2009

Dilbert//7228, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 28th January 2009

Tags

unemployment depressed rudeness conversation

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "What's the worst part about you being unemployed?"

Dogbert says, "Is it the risk of starvation, the inability to date, or the feeling of being utterly worthless?"

Dilbert says, "So far the worst part is this conversation."

Dogbert says, "Wait 'til you hear my tough love speech."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT YOU BEING UNEMPLOYED?

IS IT THE RISK OF STARVATION, THE INABILITY TO DATE, OR THE FEELING OF BEING UTTERLY WORTHLESS?

SO FAR THE WORST PART IS THIS CONVERSATION WAIT 'TIL YOU HEAR MY TOUGH LOVE SPEECH.

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