Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st January 2009

Dilbert//7231, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 31st January 2009

Tags

conversation interview job employment humiliation business

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I bought the company that fired you. Now you can interview with me for your old job."

Dilbert says, "You already know everything about me. An interview would have no purpose other than to humiliate me."

"Dogbert says, "Since when do things need two purposes?"

"Is Tuesday good?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BOUGHT THE COMPANY THAT FIRED YOU. NOW YOU CAN INTERVIEW WITH ME FOR YOUR OLD JOB.

YOU ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. AN INTERVIEW WOULD HAVE NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO HUMILIATE ME.

SINCE WHEN DO THINGS NEED TWO PURPOSES?

IS TUESDAY GOOD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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