Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th January 2009

Dilbert//7230, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 30th January 2009

Tags

investing rudeness firing downsizing

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Your stock fell a penny a share so I bough 51% of the company."

Dogbert says, "I'll double my investment just by firing you."

Dogbert says, "Thanks for not being totally worthless."

Man says, "You're welcome."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR STOCK FELL TO A PENNY A SHARE SO I BOUGHT 51% OF THE COMPANY I'LL DOUBLE MY INVESTMENT JUST BY FIRING YOU.

THANKS FOR NOT BEING TOTALLY WORTHLESS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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