Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th February 2009

Dilbert//7235, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 4th February 2009

Tags

job interview disappointment humiliation business

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "You survived the rigorous interview process, but there are no openings in engineering."

Dogbert says, "However, I am prepared to offer you a position in sales."

Dilbert says, "You mean a job?"

Dogbert says, "No, just a position."

Dilbert says, "This took and ugly turn."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SURVIVED THE RIGOROUS INTERVIEW PROCESS, BUT THERE ARE NO OPENINGS IN ENGINEERING.

HOWEVER, I AM PREPARED TO OFFER YOU A POSITION IN SALES.

YOU MEAN A JOB?

NO, JUST A POSITION THIS TOOK AN UGLY TURN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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