Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th February 2009

Dilbert//7236, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 5th February 2009

Tags

sales economy ridiculous business

Official transcript

Dilbert in sales Salesman says, "We had to be more creative because of the soft economy."

Salesman says, "now we kill our customers and replace them with body doubles who place big orders."

Customer says, "Who's the handsome new sales guy?"

Salesman says, "He's you in about ten minutes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN SALES WE HAD TO BE MORE CREATIVE BECAUSE OF THE SOFT ECONOMY.

NOW WE KILL OUR CUSTOMERS AND REPLACE THEM WITH BODY DOUBLES WHO PLACE BIG ORDERS WHO'S THE HANDSOME NEW SALES GUY?

HE'S YOU IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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