Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th February 2009

Dilbert//7238, first published seventeen years ago on Saturday 7th February 2009

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working talking telephone threat

Official transcript

Dilbert works in collections Dilbert says, "Please listen while I read this threatening script."

Dilbert says, "I have hidden poisonous spiders in your home. If you pay us now by credit card I will give you the antidote."

Dilbert says, "Okay, fine"

Dilbert says, "But if you feel a tickle on your leg, give me a call."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WORKS IN COLLECTIONS PLEASE LISTEN WHILE I READ THIS THREATENING SCRIPT.

I HAVE HIDDEN POISONOUS SPIDERS IN YOUR HOME. IF YOU PAY US NOW BY CREDIT CARD I WILL GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE.

OKAY, FINE.

BUT IF YOU FEEL A TICKLE ON YOUR LEG, GIVE ME A CALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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