Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th February 2009

Dilbert//7237, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 6th February 2009

Tags

evil murder refusal reprimand

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "your boss says you refuse to do your job."

Dilbert says, "he told me to kill a customer, assume her identity, and place a huge order with the company."

Catbert says, "I'll transfer your to the collections department until you're willing to kill."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES YOUR BOSS SAYS YOU REFUSE TO DO YOUR JOB.

HE TOLD ME TO KILL A CUSTOMER, ASSUME HER IDENTITY, AND PLACE A HUGE ORDER WITH OUR COMPANY.

I'LL TRANSFER YOU TO THE COLLECTIONS DEPARTMENT UNTIL YOU'RE WILLING TO KILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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