Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th February 2009

Dilbert//7237, first published seventeen years ago on Friday 6th February 2009

Tags

evil murder refusal reprimand

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert says, "your boss says you refuse to do your job."

Dilbert says, "he told me to kill a customer, assume her identity, and place a huge order with the company."

Catbert says, "I'll transfer your to the collections department until you're willing to kill."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES YOUR BOSS SAYS YOU REFUSE TO DO YOUR JOB.

HE TOLD ME TO KILL A CUSTOMER, ASSUME HER IDENTITY, AND PLACE A HUGE ORDER WITH OUR COMPANY.

I'LL TRANSFER YOU TO THE COLLECTIONS DEPARTMENT UNTIL YOU'RE WILLING TO KILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, instructing an employee to kill a customer and place a huge order with the company.
• The employee is hesitant, but Catbert threatens to transfer them to the collections department unless they comply.
• The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at corporate culture and the absurdity of workplace expectations.

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