Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd February 2009

Dilbert//7253, first published seventeen years ago on Sunday 22nd February 2009

Tags

environment clothes ridiculous ridicule

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Yikes!"

Dilbert says, "Don't be frightened by my green clothing."

Dilbert says, "I'll be working at home today. Thus reducing carbon emissions."

Dilbert says, "My telepresence meeting will only display me from here up."

Dilbert says, "By reducing the amount of material in my garment I can use less soap and water on laundry day."

Dilbert says, "And the extra freedom of movement will allow me to mouse more efficiently."

Dogbert says, "This has to stop. I'll be back in a few minutes."

Dilbert says, "Did you use my shaver?"

Dogbert says, "Yes, and I will trim myself daily until you start dressing right."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YIKES!

DON'T BE FRIGHTENED BY MY GREEN CLOTHING.

I'LL BE WORKING AT HOME TODAY, THUS REDUCING CARBON EMISSIONS.

MY TELEPRESENCE MEETINGS WILL ONLY DISPLAY ME FROM HERE UP.

BY REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF MATERIAL IN MY GARMENT I CAN USE LESS SOAP AND WATER ON LAUNDRY DAY.

AND THE EXTRA FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT WILL ALLOW ME TO MOUSE MORE EFFICIENTLY.

THIS HAS TO STOP. I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES.

DID YOU USE MY SHAVER?

YES, AND I WILL TRIM MYSELF DAILY UNTIL YOU START DRESSING RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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