Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd February 2009

Dilbert//7254, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 23rd February 2009

Tags

meeting eating customers angry business

Official transcript

Wally says, "Thanks for coming on short notice. I called this meeting because?"

Wally says, "?Company policy allows me to order donuts for any meeting that includes customers."

Wally says, "I don't work on commission."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS FOR COMING ON SHORT NOTICE. I CALLED THIS MEETING BECAUSE...

.. COMPANY POLICY ALLOWS ME TO ORDER DONUTS FOR ANY MEETING THAT INCLUDES CUSTOMERS.

I DON'T WORK ON COMMISSION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Donut Policy"

Summary:

The comic strip features a company meeting where the boss announces a new policy: donuts will be ordered for any meeting that includes customers. The employees are skeptical, with one employee commenting that they don't work on commission. The boss is unaware of the implication of his policy and remains optimistic, while the employees exchange skeptical glances. The strip pokes fun at the idea that companies will do anything to impress customers, even if it means wasting resources.

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