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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd February 2009

Dilbert//7254, first published seventeen years ago on Monday 23rd February 2009


Tags

meeting eating customers angry business


Official transcript

Wally says, "Thanks for coming on short notice. I called this meeting because?"

Wally says, "?Company policy allows me to order donuts for any meeting that includes customers."

Wally says, "I don't work on commission."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THANKS FOR COMING ON SHORT NOTICE. I CALLED THIS MEETING BECAUSE...

.. COMPANY POLICY ALLOWS ME TO ORDER DONUTS FOR ANY MEETING THAT INCLUDES CUSTOMERS.

I DON'T WORK ON COMMISSION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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