Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th February 2009

Dilbert//7257, first published seventeen years ago on Thursday 26th February 2009

Tags

meeting bailout greed money economy business

Official transcript

Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "I'm happy to announce that the government gave us a bailout loan of $25 billion."

Dogbert says, "I'm even happier to announce that I kept the entire amount for my bonus."

Dogbert says, "Who wants to see a picture of my island fortress?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CEO I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE GOVERNMENT GAVE US A BAILOUT LOAN OF $25 BILLION.

I'M EVEN HAPPIER TO ANNOUNCE THAT I KEPT THE ENTIRE AMOUNT FOR MY BONUS.

WHO WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY ISLAND FORTRESS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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