Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th February 2009

Dilbert//7256, first published seventeen years ago on Wednesday 25th February 2009

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politics hearing argument economy

Official transcript

Bailout hearings Man says, "Mr. Dogbert, did you fly here in a corporate jet?"

Dogbert says, "Yes, the same jet that took you on a fact-finding trip to Aruba, you wool-coated glob of fat."

Dogbert says, "Bring it on! I can do this all day."

Man says, "I yield my time to the hypocrite from another state."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BAILOUT HEARINGS MR. DOGBERT, DID YOU FLY HERE IN A CORPORATE JET?

YES, THE SAME JET THAT TOOK YOU ON A FACT-FINDING TRIP TO ARUBA, YOU WOOL-COATED GLOB OF FAT.

BRING IT ON! I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.

I YIELD MY TIME TO THE HYPOCRITE FROM ANOTHER STATE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bailout Hearings"

Summary:

The comic strip features a courtroom scene where a defendant, Mr. Dogbert, is on trial for alleged corporate jet misuse. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• A witness asks if Mr. Dogbert flew in a corporate jet.
• Mr. Dogbert responds by claiming he flew on a jet that took him on a fact-finding trip to Aruba, which he describes as "wool-coated glob of fat."
• The witness then asks if Mr. Dogbert can do this all day.
• Mr. Dogbert responds by saying he can, but only if he can do it from another state.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of corporate jet misuse and the defendant's creative defense strategy.

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